My Mother: "I was going to iron this shirt but I got detained."
Me: "Mom, sand niggers from Iraq are detained. You were DISTRACTED."

[10:35] Akaman01: its good to have lists

[10:35] Akaman01: you know who DIDNT have lists?

[10:35] Akaman01: Hitler

[10:35] Akaman01: Hitler didnt have lists

[10:35] jedipwnces: sure he did.

[10:35] jedipwnces: item 1: kill jews

[10:35] jedipwnces: item 2: kill jews

[10:36] jedipwnces: item 3: breakfast

[10:36] jedipwnces: he was very efficient