On Final Fantasy:

Cosmas: isnt it like.. the same game every year
Cosmas: just more prerendered visuals?
Yung: its the same fucking game every year yes
Yung: yes
Yung: its the same cheesy lines, same characters that look like girls but are boys and vice versa
Yung: its ...fucking ridiculous
Yung: it will NEVER be FINAL
Yung: i am thinking of playing Civilization
Yung: i hear its a great game, any thoughts?
Cosmas: if you enjoy jamming a spork into your urethra, yea its great

Michael: yes she said thank you for the link and asked for me to send her a resume
Michael: maybe i should reply saying this is a web design company i work for.....or that im the cofounder of this company with other ppl?
Michael: or that our portfolio IS the resume?
Cosmas: you are the FOUNDER
Cosmas: of this COMPANY
Cosmas: and we have additional portfolio work on the WEBSITE
Cosmas: reassure her that you are a powerhouse of knowledge
Cosmas: a GOD among designers with the BALLS enough to start his own business in this ECONOMIC FISTFUCK of a time in america
Cosmas: while other students FURIOUSLY MASTRUBATE in their apartments and play world of warcraft and look at ASIAN PORN.. while you are making a difference in the WEB DESIGN SCENE
Cosmas: have i made myself clear?

My Mother: "I was going to iron this shirt but I got detained."
Me: "Mom, sand niggers from Iraq are detained. You were DISTRACTED."

[10:35] Akaman01: its good to have lists

[10:35] Akaman01: you know who DIDNT have lists?

[10:35] Akaman01: Hitler

[10:35] Akaman01: Hitler didnt have lists

[10:35] jedipwnces: sure he did.

[10:35] jedipwnces: item 1: kill jews

[10:35] jedipwnces: item 2: kill jews

[10:36] jedipwnces: item 3: breakfast

[10:36] jedipwnces: he was very efficient

[00:38] Phil: so the lesson for you my little eastern one.. is .. don't have gay butt sex.
[00:40] Unnamed Asian Girl: I don't think that's possible for me anyway
[00:42] Unnamed Asian Girl: I mean the action
[00:42] Phil: you could put on a strap-on
[00:42] Phil: that's called "Pegging" I think
[00:42] Unnamed Asian Girl: hrm
[00:43] Phil: but then you would do that to your boyfriend
[00:43] Phil: so.. I guess in a way its.. gay... I'm not really sure
[00:43] Phil: basically.. don't be gay
[00:43] Phil: and don't associate with gays
[00:43] Phil: because that's gay

Rickey:

what did you play

Aka

BEATIN' ON SHIT

drums dude

Rickey

OH YEAH

DRUMLINE

CAUSE YOU'RE NICK CANNON

CAUSE YOU'RE BLACK

SO YOU ALL PLAY DRUMS

Aka

yes

that is true

[17:07] Akaman01: dont even start complaining about classes
[17:07] Akaman01: to me
[17:08] Akaman01: senior design and graduate Wireless Comm...
[17:08] Akaman01: that was epic buttrape
[17:08] Akaman01: of scholastic proportions