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Thursday, October 22, 2009

[00:38] Phil: so the lesson for you my little eastern one.. is .. don't have gay butt sex.
[00:40] Unnamed Asian Girl: I don't think that's possible for me anyway
[00:42] Unnamed Asian Girl: I mean the action
[00:42] Phil: you could put on a strap-on
[00:42] Phil: that's called "Pegging" I think
[00:42] Unnamed Asian Girl: hrm
[00:43] Phil: but then you would do that to your boyfriend
[00:43] Phil: so.. I guess in a way its.. gay... I'm not really sure
[00:43] Phil: basically.. don't be gay
[00:43] Phil: and don't associate with gays
[00:43] Phil: because that's gay

Friday, October 09, 2009

Rickey:
what did you play

Aka
BEATIN' ON SHIT
drums dude

Rickey
OH YEAH
DRUMLINE
CAUSE YOU'RE NICK CANNON
CAUSE YOU'RE BLACK
SO YOU ALL PLAY DRUMS

Aka
yes
that is true