the infamous quote blog

quotes that need recording. (it's for the good of mankind)

Friday, April 17, 2009

[21:58] Akaman01: you wouldnt build a new system without me
[21:58] C05MAS47: i... might
[21:58] Akaman01: wow
[21:58] Akaman01: i hate you
[21:58] Akaman01: terrible friend
[21:58] C05MAS47: i certainly wont right now b.c I need to get some shit done on the mazda
[21:59] C05MAS47: ie.. stereo/gps/dvd/porn/bluetooth/
[21:59] C05MAS47: /usr/bin/convert/dev/
[21:59] C05MAS47: /apache-2.0.5.2/conf
[21:59] C05MAS47: /penisbobbleheadjesus/
[21:59] C05MAS47: ihateislams&buddhists/
[21:59] C05MAS47: /index.htm
[22:00] C05MAS47: wait.. what>
[22:00] C05MAS47: ?
[22:00] Akaman01: oh my god, you are offensive
[22:00] C05MAS47: To Linux users yea.
[22:01] Akaman01: God is going to rape the ever loving shit out of you with his divine, and incredibly thick, penis

Monday, April 13, 2009

[22:38] C05MAS47: I LET YOU PUT IT IN MY MOUSE
[22:38] C05MAS47: I LET IT GET UNDER MY SKIN
[22:38] C05MAS47: whoops
[22:39] C05MAS47: update * WHERE varchar="MOUSE" USING "MOUTH"
[22:39] Akaman01: my mouse is actually full of semen
[22:30] C05MAS47: my boss is having a headache because hes trying to compile a VS8 32bit application for a 64bit client.. and he has NO idea what hes doing.
[22:30] Akaman01: well
[22:30] C05MAS47: I gave him a copy of Installshield 2009 and he doesnt understand that applications need dependencies
[22:30] C05MAS47: like .Net
[22:30] Akaman01: i thought you could compile and run 32bit apps for 64bit machines
[22:30] C05MAS47: yea
[22:31] C05MAS47: but.. neither of us know how to do it
[22:31] Akaman01: its just that the instruction set is underutilized
[22:31] C05MAS47: and the one option we did find didnt work
[22:31] Akaman01: oh
[22:31] Akaman01: yeah, i have no idea
[22:31] C05MAS47: there's like a check box for 64 bit in the project properties menu
[22:31] C05MAS47: but.
[22:31] C05MAS47: the app still crashes on the guys machine
[22:31] C05MAS47: I think he needs the 64bit version of .NET
[22:31] C05MAS47: apparently theres a difference
[22:32] Akaman01: did you tell him to stop LOOKING GAY PORNO?GAY PORNO?GAY PORNO?GAY PORNO?GAY PORNO?GAY PORNO?GAY PORNO?GAY PORNO?GAY PORNO?GAY PORNO?AT GAY PORNO?
[22:32] *** "Akaman01" signed off at Mon Apr 13 22:32:16 2009.
[22:32] *** "Akaman01" signed on at Mon Apr 13 22:32:35 2009.
[22:32] C05MAS47: wow
[22:32] Akaman01: i broke trillian
[22:32] C05MAS47: seriously, how the fuck did you manage that?

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

[12:12] C05MAS47: i guess youre not doing to much today either
[12:12] Akaman01: i just added some stuff to a test script for more coverage
[12:13] Akaman01: it wasnt much, but the syntax in TCL is about as logical and elegant as getting a pap smear from a rabid, shit covered gorilla
[12:13] Akaman01: needless to say, it took a little while
[12:14] Akaman01: but now its done, and im bored