So Ross logged on to AIM...

Will: you can't get online
Will: you don't do that
Will: remember?
Ross: oh, right
Ross: sorry
Ross signed off (was Online)

Aka: Your sister needs a good dicking and a boot outta the house.
Phil: And I'm just the person to give it to her.

Aka: nope, im trying to forge a mighty internet relationship first. And by that i mean im trying to talk to her and shit and hint that im interested

Marius: relationship forging is done with your dick.