At Target:

Phil: (Looking at a pinup of a trendy bald black guy in a suit) Huh.. you know he'd make a better Hitman than Timothy Olyphant.

Aka: Half of America's cancer patients would make a better Hitman than Timothy Olyphant.

[16:11] C05MAS47: jainins a pretty sociable guy.. im not one to argue with him
[16:12] C05MAS47: hes a very ... fat fuck
[16:12] Akaman01: you are a terrible person
[16:12] Akaman01: god is going to rape you in the ass when you die

[22:43] Ross: I think I'm the most boring person on the internet
[22:44] Phil: wrong
[22:44] Ross: really?
[22:44] Phil: Daniel McDonnell is online