here's a kind of long one, but the payoff is well worth it:

will: man that game we were designing was awesome!
marius: what was it?
troy: your god damned mom.
will: yes, it was your mom.
ross: yeah, you start the game and your mom comes up onto the screen and then you beat it.
all but ross: laugh uncontrollably.


oh ross, what a poor, poor choice of words.

two new quotes:

marius: how do you solve terrorism?
will: set it equal to 0 and solve for x.

and this one, while we were recruiting in the student union at the same time as the student government elections:

ross: join history science theatre 3000!
random nub: i already voted.